>>What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A: A cloud.
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>>Your mamma is so fat... when she auditioned for "the biggest loser", they said: Sorry, no professionals.
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>>Why did the boy eat his homework?
A: because he thought it was a piece of cake.
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